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The movie "What Planet Are You From" opened this weekend. It's a movie about a dorky guy who is desperate to find any woman on the planet to sleep with him. I think this was the Rick Rockwell story. Jennifer Lopez said that the dress she's going to wear for the Oscars is going to be more conservative than the one she wore at the Grammy's. This one is going to be two-ply. According to the "New York Post," Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss is filing for bankruptcy. In fact, she's so broke now she's calling herself "Planet Hollywood" Madame. In her People magazine interview this week, Kathie Lee Gifford said the prescription she and Frank are using to get over his affair is lots and lots of sex. And Frank today said he likes the prescription idea, he just wishes he could get it filled at a different pharmacy once in awhile. According to the Enquirer, Shania Twain has joined a "no-sex" cult - or as Clinton calls it, a terrorists group. In a TV Guide interview, the executive assistant to "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry revealed she had a 15-year affair with him. She said she was a virgin until he boldly went where no man had gone before. Frank Gifford is wearing a neck brace. Actually, there's nothing wrong with him, but he has to wear the brace ever since Kathie Lee heard him talking on the phone to a friend about the pain in the neck he's been living with. The stolen Oscars have been recovered. At first, police were wondering who would steal a bunch of actors and they only had 2 suspects, Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van-Damme. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Jason Priestley arrested for drunk driving. Police said his blood-alcohol level was 9-0-2-1-0. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Diana Ross has announced plans to tour with the Supremes. She's touring with the Supremes again from June to August, although she's not touring with the original Supremes. I guess the original Supremes got into some money dispute with Diana. Apparently, they wanted some…. Kathie Lee Gifford was on celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire this week. She topped out at $32,000. Did you see the question she missed: "What is minimum wage?" There's a plastic surgeon in Los Angeles that specializes in making people look like the celebrity of their choice. One of his patients is a former sheriff who now makes his living looking like Tom Arnold. How does he do that? Even Tom Arnold can't make a living as Tom Arnold. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Congratulations to 21 year-old basketball star Kobe Bryant. He just got engaged to his 18 year-old high school sweetheart. Her name is being kept private for now. Kobe said he doesn't want to give out her name or address -- he's afraid Michael Douglas might come down here and steal her away. According to "Entertainment Weekly," Sylvester Stallone has finished the screenplay for "Rocky 6." Stallone is getting up there in years. Apparently in this one, Rocky battles erectile dysfunction. Hugh Grant and supermodel Elizabeth Hurley have split up. Don't worry about Hugh, I'm sure he'll find someone else - it might cost him $100, but he'll find someone else.... Congratulations to Kenny G., who turned 44 yesterday. Big party, all 5 of his brothers were there: Kenny A., Kenny B.,.... From Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Donald Duck just turned 66 years-old. Kind of a tough age. Now when you see him walking around without any pants on, you don't know if he's acting or if he just forgot. NBC has come up with what they say is the ultimate gameshow. In this one, contestants on a deserted island try to answer Regis' questions and the survivor has to marry Rick Rockwell. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Jane Fonda was on Oprah last week and she said she's always confusing sex and intimacy. She said that some people can have sex all their life without ever being intimate. You know what you call those people? Men. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Arnold Schwarzenegger told "Access Hollywood" last week that he is going to do a "Terminator 3." Although he is getting a little up there [in age]. Instead of saying, "I'll be back," he says, "Ow, my back." From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: A Los Angeles judge has ordered rap star Old Dirty Bastard to attend 6 months of drug rehab. You know who I feel sorry for in all of this? Not the members of his group, not Old Dirty Bastard. I feel sorry for his children - those little Bastards. They have created a Britney Spears museum in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. They said the Britney Spears museum will have some of her old dresses and other articles of clothing, including shoes. That's pretty much a closet, isn't it? It was Richard Simmons' birthday yesterday; he's 52. Birthdays are a little different for Richard. He refuses to blow out birthday candles because he feels that each candle has the right to burn and shine as long as it possibly can. They've just cancelled the Diana Ross/Supremes "Return to Love" tour. The main problem with the tour was that they were having microphone problems. Apparently the Supremes wanted microphones too. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Kathie Lee Gifford's last show drew huge ratings. The highest ratings in the history of the show. Almost one-third of all the people watching TV at that time tuned in to watch Kathie Lee say good-bye. Just goes to prove, give the people what they want and they turn out in droves. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Because Jennifer Lopez wasn't at his annual Labor Day BBQ, the big rumor is that Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy may have split up. You know what makes him saddest about this - leaving her behind.... It was Meatloaf's birthday earlier this week. For his present he told his wife he wanted a wild night of hot sex, and she said, "I'm sick of Meatloaf." In the current issue of "Maxim" magazine, Charlie Sheen claims he slept with over 5,000 women. He says he's had sex with porn stars as well as the girl next door; which, in Hollywood, the girl next door is a porn star. more on Charlie Sheen.... 27 years ago last Monday, Elvis and Priscilla Presley divorced. I read that after they divorced, Elvis still had the cook set a place for her every night - and then Elvis would eat both meals. O.J.'s ex-girlfriend gave an interview and she said one night a dangerously coked-up O.J. actually reenacted the killings for her. You know what the sad part is? She said the acting was really bad. Singer George Michael just bought a piano once owned by John Lennon for $2M. I thought he was an organ man myself.... Anna Nicole Smith was hospitalized after dropping a barbell on her arm while working out. She said that staying in intensive care brought back a lot of memories for her because that's where she first met her husband.... Daryl Strawberry was arrested once again for drug possession. The latest news is that his lawyer claims that he has diplomatic immunity from arrest and cannot be prosecuted. Apparently, Daryl has so much cocaine in his system that he is legally a part of the country of Columbia. A lot of scary entertainment stuff this past weekend. You had "Blair Witch 2," "Shadow of a Vampire," and the new Kathie Lee Gifford CD.... Matthew Perry of "Friends" told "US Weekly" that he doesn't like always being famous. He says you don't exactly want to be recognized when you're going #1, or especially when you're going #2. You know, if you don't want to be recognized when you're going #2, close the door. CBS's Dan Rather turned 69 last week. Hopefully this is the only time you'll hear the words Dan Rather and 69 together.... From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Paramount Pictures announced they are doing another "Star Trek" movie; this is their 10th one. You can tell the crew is getting old, too. The title for this one is, "In Search of Sensible Shoes." Congratulations to Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, they got married. I guess she finally turned 18.... From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Things aren't looking good for Al Gore. In fact, more people say they are willing to stand behind Robert Downey, Jr. than they are Al Gore. Actor Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested again for possession for cocaine and crystal meth. Producers for the show "Ally McBeal" will write Robert Downey, Jr. out of the show for 5 to 10 years. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Mel Gibson is in a new movie called "What Women Want." In the movie, Mel plays a man who suddenly has the ability to read women's minds and know what they're feeling and thinking. Psychologists have a name for men like this - they're called gay. The number 1 movie in the country continues to be Mel Gibson's romantic comedy "What Women Want," making $34M. that title only works with women though. You're not going to see a movie called, "What Men Want." If you did, it's pretty much just a porno film. |
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