From Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
Elton John said that he and Billy Joel are planning a world tour and that concert-goers will get two performers for the price of one. Of course, to Elton, two guys for the price of one is always a good idea.
- 01.14.09
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
Paris Hilton’s house was robbed a couple of weeks ago and police said they are still looking for the robbers. Police said Paris was bound and gagged, but that was a week before the robbery.
- 01.15.09
Happy birthday to Paul McCartney’s ex-wife, Heather Mills, who turned 41 years-old this week. Boy, she must be tough to shop for – what do you get for the woman who has half of everything?
- 01.16.09
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
The New Kids on the Block announced that this spring they’ll be appearing on a cruise ship. A spokesman for the cruise line said that good waiters are hard to find.
- 01.23.09
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
Last weekend, a tabloid published a picture of Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps at a party taking a huge hit from a bong. There’s an important lesson here: never share your pot with someone who has the lung capacity of a dolphin.
- 02.05.09
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
The latest rumor in Hollywood is that Paris Hilton is dating the founder of MySpace. Experts say MySpace is a lot like Paris: it’s dirty, it’s overrated, and everyone you know has been on it.
- 02.23.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
Chris Brown and Rihanna have reconciled and are working together on a new duet. Producers say so far it has a great beat.
- 03.24.09
Did you hear the rumor that Chris Brown and Rihanna were engaged? Actually, the rumor was he popped the question.
- 03.31.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
Oprah Winfrey is warning Rihanna that Chris Brown, like all abusers, is definitely going to attack her again. Oprah is speaking from experience: for years she’s been the victim of repeated Big Mac attacks.
- 03.31.09
Pamela Anderson getting married; she engaged a SCUBA diver. And technically, he’s engaged to a floatation device.
- 04.20.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
A recent report shows that a bag of heroin can be cheaper than a six-pack of beer. That’s really good news and bad news for Amy Winehouse.
- 04.20.09
Chris Brown is coming out with a new book. He’s almost done – he says he needs to punch it up a little.
- 04.22.09
According to the New York Post, Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt got beat up in a brawl at a Miami nightclub. And the fight started over something stupid: Paris Hilton.
- 04.22.09
The New York Daily News reports that Pamela Anderson has agreed to help design an eco-friendly line of clothing where the clothes will be designed of 30% recycled plastic – just like Pam.
- 04.29.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
David Blaine, the magician/escape artist, just got engaged. He says he’ll be married for a couple of years then try to get out of it.
- 04.29.09
Latin music star Elvis Crespo has been accused of masturbating on a flight from Houston to Miami. A woman sitting next to Crespo said he had a blanket on his nap and he was masturbating. Isn’t that unbelievable? The airline gave him a blanket….
- 05.01.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
Amy Winehouse had to cut short her comeback gig in St. Lucia because of heavy rains; which is surprising, because she usually misses gigs because of snow.
- 05.18.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
After 16 years, the Simpson’s baby Maggie finally spoke her first complete sentence. This is quite an accomplishment, considering Paula Abdul is 46 and still hasn’t done it.
- 05.22.09
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
Congratulations to Dolly Parton who received an honorary degree from the University of Tennessee in Knoxville. It’s a Ph Double-D.
- 05.27.09
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