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NQs Jokes holds last week's jokes as well as all Notable Quotables from 1994 and 1995, a smattering of 1996's NQs, all NQs from 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2006, as well as year-to-date 2007 NQs. NQs Jokes is updated weekly (more or less) but join our emailing list and you'll get up-to-date NQs delivered straight to you.

Most jokes are from THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO unless specifically noted otherwise. Please forgive any honest mistakes; I do my best to give credit where credit is due. Email any questions or suggestions to admin.nqs@gmail.com.

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Find more NQs Jokes, divided into five categories of interest:

Celebrity. These NQs are about, or mention, celebrities.
Observations/Philosophical. NQs with a decidedly different world view.
Politics. Is politics, "Hollywood for ugly people"?
Sex. Jokes about, uhm, sex.
Topical. Take a look at the "topical" past, present, and...future.