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There are only three kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't.
-Unknown. 12.12.94

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
-Unknown. 12.12.94

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organized by the Italians.
-Unknown. 12.13.94

The Department of Transportation has ordered a car owner to change his personalized license plate. As of now, it reads: 3MTA3
A little bit of visualizing will tell you why DOT ordered the change.
-Unknown. 12.14.94

Entertainment Weekly Definition:
The office party: It gives the workaholics and the alcoholics a chance to spend time together.
-12.19.94

From Peter Zovak of Temple City; Laugh Lines, Los Angeles Times:
For those interviewers and former interviewees:
At a job interview, the personnel manager tells the applicant that his firm is looking for a person who is going to work hard for less than average pay, come to work early, and stay all night if necessary.
"What do you think about that?" he asks.
"Tell you what," the job seeker responds, "If you hire me, I'll help you look."
-12.28.94
 
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