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According to a program on the Discovery Channel, flies have the best sight of any creature. They say that their eyes can process visual information ten times faster than humans. So, here’s my question, if their eyesight is so good, wouldn’t they go around looking for something better to eat?
-8.27.99

Seems a lawyer here in Los Angeles has been sent to jail for running a brothel out of his law office. Do you know the difference between a lawyer and pimp? Neither do I.
-9.03.99