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An electronics company has just come up with a computer display that can be folded, rolled up, put in your pocket, and it can display black and white images. Didn’t that used to be called paper?
- 02.09.04

Welcome to Vegas, the only city in the world where Chinese take-out means an Asian escort service.
- 05.18.04

I saw a great heavyweight fight the other night: two women at a buffet line punching it out over a glazed ham.
- 05.18.04

A bakery in Portland, Oregon is now selling donuts filled with caffeine. Who is this for? People who want to stay awake during their bypass operation?
- 06.16.04

A comedian from his recent appearance on THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO:
I'm all for women who decide to get plastic surgery. Plastic surgery allows you the opportunity to let your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance. Fake.
- 07.01.04

A comedian from his recent appearance on THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO:
You know what I love about the Internet? We now have rappers who used to be gangsters and thugs telling us not to download music because that would be stealing.
- 07.02.04

The women of Falluja, are they called Fallusies?
- 11.18.04
 
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