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Lifetime has a new reality show where single women have to guess if a man is gay, straight, or married. Actually, it’s a pretty simple test: if he listens, he’s gay; if he pretends to listen, he’s straight; and if he doesn’t listen at all, he’s married.
- 01.11.07

According to a new medical report, the reason women live longer than men is because they menstruate. I think they have it backward; women don’t live longer because they menstruate – men die sooner because they menstruate.
- 04.30.07

 
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