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A new survey says that teenage boys spend an average of 20 minutes a day staring at their hair in the mirror. As opposed to 40 year-old men who spend 20 minutes a day staring at their hair in the sink. The average woman burns more calories walking around the shopping mall than she does walking on a treadmill. Well, sure, at the shopping mall you’re also dragging along your husband. According to a recent study, it seems that men and women in health clubs tend to gravitate to different areas of the health club. For example, women tend to head to the exercise bikes whereas men tend to head to the area right behind the exercise bikes. A recent survey asked fifty women what they would do if they had a male organ for a day. 90% said they would probably get a salary increase. Women think men look their sexiest when they’re playing football. You know when women think men look their least sexiest? When they’re watching football. Some women say they can tell how good a man is in bed by watching them eat dinner. If he eats quickly and takes large bites, he’s probably pretty boring. If he picks at his food like he’s a bird, he’s probably not very passionate. And if he eats in his underwear over the sink while watching TV, he’s probably your husband. Men say the first thing they notice about a women are her eyes. Women say the first thing they notice about men are that they’re all a bunch of liars. From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: According to a survey by the people at Travelodge, to help them fall asleep, a lot of their male customers count their cash or the number of women they’ve slept with. If you’re staying at Travelodge, you don’t have either of those. Scientists say that cell phones are slowly wiping out the bee population. Scientists believe the radiation from cell phones is throwing off the bee’s navigation system – like it does to drivers on the highway. They say one of the best ways to get really green plants is human urine and beer. If urine and beer grew flowers, wouldn’t every frat house in America look like a tropical rainforest? Why does aspirin come with a childproof cap and bullets come in a cardboard box? According to a new study, over-thinking or worrying about things may actually keep your brain healthier. You know what that means? If you’re not a worrier, you should be worried about that. According to a new study, 47% of people say they have felt discriminated against in the workplace. The other 53% said they were not discriminated against, thus felt left out, and discriminated against. According to a study at Durham University, women prefer men with feminine features. The bad news for women? Men with feminine features also prefer men with feminine features…. A man in Argentina shot himself six times trying to kill himself, but it didn’t work. Well, you thought he felt like a failure before…. According to a new study, women in their 20s are happier than men in their 20s. But, by the age of 48, men are happier – especially if they are dating a woman in her 20s. The latest trend in housing now is parents moving back in with the kids. You know what the technical name for that is? Revenge. Anonymous, From THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO: Anonymous, From THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO: |
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