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At a zoo in China, a dog and a monkey there have become best friends. You know what they usually call that in China? A combo platter. According to a “Glamour” magazine poll, only 22% of men would prefer going to a strip club for their bachelor party. The other 78% were standing next to their fiancée while answering the question. According to British Journal of Psychiatry, marijuana can cause panic attacks – especially when you realize you’re almost out of marijuana. According to a new study by researchers at the University of Edinborough, watching romantic comedies can ruin your life because they people a warped expectation of love and sex. Really? What the hell does porn do? Congratulations to Japan for winning the World Baseball Classic right here in Dodger Stadium; they beat Korea 5-3, which is perfect: the Japanese playing the Koreans in a city full of Mexicans to determine who is best in America’s Pastime. The governor of Virginia has signed a new law banning smoking in bars and restaurants. That’s significant, because Virginia is like the tobacco state. That’ll be like the governor of California banning breast implants. Doctors in Iran have announced drinking hot tea can cause throat cancer. Now, the reason this is such an amazing story is, it’s the first time they haven’t blamed everything on the Jews. From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: According to MSNBC, experts say insomnia can double your risk of suicide; that’ll help you fall asleep. From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Scientists in England announced that ducks are often gay. What kind of quack came up with this? “Discover” magazine says in 3 billion years, the sun’s intensity will be so strong it will boil the oceans and turn the entire earth into a deserted desert. Like Phoenix in July. |
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