Quote from Rep. James Traficient:
Republican Party, I wish you well. May you never be hated by Tonya Harding and never be loved by Lorena Bobbitt.
-12.19.94
From Argus Hamilton of Laugh Lines, LA Times:
The Secret Service announced a new policy regarding gunfire near the executive mansion. One more violent incident and the White House will be declared a public high school.
-12.22.94
The hot new drink in D.C. is the White House Martini. Two shots and you're on the floor.
-12.22.94
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