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The odds makers at Las Vegas are having trouble this year. With the Buffalo Bills out of the playoffs, they have no idea who'll lose the Superbowl.
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San Francisco lawmakers are creating legislation to ban discrimination against "transgenders" (transsexuals, transvestites, etc.). This would require creating three types of bathrooms: Men, Women, and Work-in-Progress.
-12.20.94

AMAZING statistics from Domino's Pizza (from the Food Section of yesterday's LA Times):
Men wearing muscle shirts when answering the door order pepperoni three times more often than any other topping.
People who have pierced noses, lips or eyebrows ask for a vegetarian topping 23% more often than a meat topping.
Whatever day and time Roseanne airs is always the biggest half hour of the week for meat-topped pizza orders.
The number one pizza-ordering show is Melrose Place, which is also by far the leading show for vegetable-topped pizzas.
While The Simpsons is on the air, crank calls to Domino's go up 16%.
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